Sometimes things pass by that I know could have easily been different. If I were someone else. Or in another life. Or a parallel Universe. Like this guy. Irreverent as hell, which I love. Sticks to his guns. Which I also love. Incredibly intelligent. Creative. Techno-savvy. Love. Love. Love. Dark hair and flashing eyes, which are [...]

“Now we all deserve to die Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief For the rest of us death will be a relief We all deserve to die.” from Epiphany Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street Of course, choking on mucous and blowing snot everywhere doesn’t encourage me to want [...]

Oh yeah, I’m a snothead right now. The lovely relatives gave me a virus for Christmas. Thanks guys. So I’m hacking up gobs of green gook and blowing yellow and green strings out my nose. Ugh. Two nights now I’ve woken up in the middle of the night choking and unable to get back to [...]

Sweeney Todd = Yum.New therapist = Ugh. I am so fricking sick and tired of dealing with new therapists. God save me from ever needing any more than this. First she says “well the diagnosis is not as important as feeling better,” then she proceeds to say “well, we’re not sure what your diagnosis [...]

“Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don’t love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I’ve never been to Brussels. It is pronounced “egregious”. By the way, no, I’ve never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter [...]

I haven’t really considered myself a Christian for many years. I doubt Christ himself and I would have a problem. And I’m pretty sure the Christian God and I would be ok. I’m actually fine with them. I have some serious issues with their religions variously called types of Christianity, [...]

I can’t help myself. Not just fine eyecandy, but a fine actor. I really must go see Sweeny Todd when it comes out.