I gave myself a present today — a bedroom. For some reason I’ve had my bed in a nook at the top of the stairs for the last couple of years. I’m not sure why. Well, the footon was stored there when I moved in, so I just flattened it into a bed and there I [...]

Allergies: Runny itchy red eyes. Runny itchy red nose. Achoo. Achoo. Blow nose. Rub nose. Groan. Repeat. Welcome to my life.  *achoo*

A friend sent me this because I was annoyed with being plagued by idiots. muahahaha!

“don’t eat bursted beans” scottoman: I’ll send you some canned food Immi: yay! scottoman: I have some black beans and some corn. I’m not sure how old the cans are Immi: long as they haven’t swelled up and burst scottoman: haha Immi: well, it’s bad if they do that scottoman: I’ll make a note.. don’t eat bursted beans scottoman: got it For shur-eh-ly. [tags]rules [...]

I simply couldn’t imagine that anyone in the South could live without a/c. So I didn’t think to ask. Of course, my friends do just that. Oh. well. LOL It was great to see them, though. I’m tired from the 9.5 hour drive (1 hour of which we spent crawling along at 3 miles per [...]

Talk Like A Pirate Day…. Or heck, just look like Cap’n Jack’ll do it fer me. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh [tags]talk like a pirate day, Captain Jack Sparrow[/tags]

“Don’t worry about it.” OOOOOOOOOOofuckinKKKKKKKKK I “don’t worry” about taxes. They don’t get paid. I “don’t worry” about knowing where the car is parked. I am huffing and puffing and overheated by the time I find it. SHIT Woman! “Don’t worry” should mean “Don’t obsess” rather than “Don’t bother thinking about it.” Don’t you ever DARE to insinuate [...]