from an email circulating around…
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Ever picked your nose in the car, for instance?
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Here’s to you, bro! I know you love this one. :
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Just ask my buddy C. He’ll tell you all about it. For hours on end.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about. I’ve gotten and been promoted in several jobs by making good use of this Law.
Wilson’s Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. And this one is for my father. He’s proven it time and time again.
Doctors’ Law If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick. Sometimes making an appointment and then cancelling it the morning before works to feel better.
[tags]humor, laws[/tags]
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