Your Aura is Blue Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart. You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone. Your Career: You need to help others in [...]

Jon and Jennie are getting ready for bed. Jennie is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. “You know, Jon,” she comments. “I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs [...]

You Are: 40% Dog, 60% Cat You and cats have a lot in common. You’re both smart and in charge - with a good amount of attitude. However, you do have a very playful side that occasionally comes out! Are You More Cat or Dog? What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You You are a giving [...]

. ..of kinky drivers. “A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.” I guess they didn’t give his name because he lived through it. With head injuries. But they didn’t say which head. I really must add this to the list of things [...]

Assorted 10 Thingses Fave Quotes 1. “Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” 2. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you crap, don’t make anything. Trust me on this.” 3. “It’s not whether you win, it’s how you play the game. Now go out there and win or else!” 4. “Life is a gift from God. Seek [...]

I think I’ll get a new job sending copies of phishing emails to spoof@paypal.com. Today I sent 27 of them. Sheesh. May the coldest pits of hell be reserved for spammers and phishers. Pfffffffffffffffft

Is that not just a gorgeous slab of stone? *drool* To die for. Rick and Kristi do astonishing cabochons and jewelry with gorgeous stones like this. Yummmmmmmmm. I really feel like robbing a bank sometimes, so I can buy a ton ton ton of their stuff. Ah, I can dream.