Vibrating Chickens and cyberhugs. What will sp think of next Um… think to show me, that is. I don’t believe she invented vibrating chickens. I heard a rumor about a jackrabbit of some sort though. hehehe

This is the story of a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer who…. No! Wait! Wrong Story! This is the story of The List of Things Not To Do. At least, it’s the introduction to it in its current form. mc: stuck a sterling wire in my eye last night, so been a weird day… ER [...]

Heather made me do it! That’s my story, and I’m stickin to it. Your Brain’s Pattern Your brain is always looking for the connections in life. You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first. You’re also good at connecting people - and often play match maker. You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is [...]

There’s definitely something wrong here. I got an email from a lizard. A bearded dragon, actually. And that was exciting! I get excited about is emails from lizards. What does that tell you about my life? LOLOL I guess it’s ok though. The lizard is a friend of one of my cats.

No doubt by now everyone thinks I’m dead or have run off to the Yukon or something. Newp. I considered the dead thing when my latest sinus infection was at its worst. I decided I’d live though it, though, thanks to Ketek. And the Yukon is a little too frosty even for [...]

[03:55] sp: i have the hipccups now [03:55] mc: i cured my mom’s hiccups once by saying, “I guess this is the best time I can think of to tell you I have AIDS.” [03:55] mc: it scared the hiccups right out of her [03:55] mc: turned her kinda green too [03:55] sp: OOH my gosh [03:55] mc: i think [...]

There is something terribly screwy here. Last week’s sales were the pits. Like deep dark pits that made me scared I would start seeing Chinese people walking upside down any time. Then I get a sinus infection and go to bed and voila! 17 sales! WTF is up with this? I guess next [...]