It’s perfectly acceptable to buy a bag of halloween candy in early October just to be on the safe side so you won’t forget it, when in the back of your mind you know that you’re going to eat it, every single piece. That’s ok.

But to buy a bag of halloween candy and admit that you’re going to eat it all? That is definitely NOT ok. That’s against the rules.

Just what rules, I don’t know.

But I know so many women who do the first thing that would just never consider the latter.

Perhaps admitting it makes the candy have more calories. You’d think so anyways.

Now everyone go run off and quick by actual halloween candy and feel guilty about eating the first bag so you buy way more than you need… for the kids of course… not for you to eat… no way… but if there’s leftovers, well, you spent all that money so you can’t very well thro it away.

Do it now. You know you want to.

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